A Day in the life of...

As suggested by Clare last week, I may think that nothing happens in my life. But what about Max? Surely he has something insights into the world of cats we have never heard before. So without further ado, I present to you, MAX!

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He wants me to type for him... apparently diffcult to do when you have paws.

I have spent sometime this weekend considering the universal and cosmic forces that control every living soul in existance and also how one could affect these forces given the correct application of matter and psychic persuasion. Do ponder thoughts like these, it was imperitive that I remain motionless on the bed for hours and hours. It would appear that I am asleep, but rest assured that I am busy keeping the very fabric of the universe together.

After doing that, I licked my arse for 10 minutes.

Then I ate some food, went out for a stroll, came back in. I then spent 10 minutes making the stupid human puppet annoyed by making out i cant find the food in the kitchen. When he finally caves and walks me to the kitchen and puts me next to my bowl, I sniff it and then realise that I'm not hungry. HA HA!

After this charade, I set about keeping the universe together in one cohesive thread for about another 5 or 6 hours. Remember... I may look asleep, But I am actually keeping you all alive!

Salutations

MAX (Aged 4 & 3/4)
6/9 lives left.

Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives

Morning troops!

Well, this last week has seen a few things happen. First of all my first batch of US PSP games arrived. So I am happily playing WipeOut Pure and Metal Gear Ac!d. Also some time has spent playing Lego Star Wars on the Xbox and 5 mins on res evil 4.

I finally took the plunge and bought a copy of Shaolin Soccer, unsure if I was going to like the film. Well, If you havent seen this, go get a copy right now. Go on, now.... seriously! GO NOW!
Funniest film I have seen in ages and the best football film EVAR! (yes even better than Escape to Victory) I also got to see a film due for release soon based on a Frank Miller comic book. All I can say is the film is the most visceral experience and has to been seen to be believed.

Apart from that the last few days have been a quiet affair. Worked most of the weekend, doing 18 months worth of Mileage forms for the Company car. That was fun.

I shall write some more when something actually happens in my life....... Could be sometime!

Weekends... too short!

Morning,

How the heck is it Monday morning? I think weekends are far too short and should be upgraded to at least 4 days. Maybe 5!

So in the last 2 days I spent alot of time on the PC ( but here is not place for that). I watched the 2nd episode of Doctor Who, which truly rocked, I went to see my friends Helen, Paul and Baby Ben in MK and I saw Abi Titmuss's nipples. So not a bad few days at all really.

Who is the best replacement for Chris Ecclestone as The Doctor? The more I think about the more I like this idea...... Bill Bailey! He would be awesome as Doctor Who and could very well be a Timelord already. What do you think? Post your suggestions.

It was nice to see Ferrari totally compromised in Bahrain this weekend. This F1 season is shaping up nicely to be the best in years. Lets hope it carries on.

Well, back to the grind... again... urrgh

Bye!