The Amazing Mark and other oddities

Friday, June 24, 2005

Tick Tock went the clock

Hello again,

Welcome another installment of "Mark works through the night.... for no money at all!" Well this weeks upgrade consists of updating the servers with another version of our beloved motor trade software. Also, I get to add the suppliers missing from our electronic catalogue which at 49 new databases is taking up some time. Midnight is approaching and well.. I am writing this to keep myself entertained and awake.

I had a response to my Window Rant (Or WINRAN) which raised a interesting point...

Do Chavs know they are Chavs? or do they think it is other people?

Well... what do you think? (thanks for the thought Rob..)

Better check how my computers are doing...

25 done 24 to go :(

As soon as I am finished here, its off to 24 hour Tesco round the corner for a raid. Don't think I will bother going into the office tomorrow. Nice relaxing day at home.

How about a link to something odd? would you like that? you would!! damn now I have to think of something....

AHA! Try this... http://www.beautifulagony.com Is it porn or is it art? NOT SAFE FOR WORK!! I found it to be deeply disturbing and has left me with a hope that i never make anyone make faces like that.

oihrwoigiopirghpipijpig bored now

I left Max at home with the TV on.. I better he has had a great time... probably watching MTV.

I think I should sign off now in case this gets weird

BYE

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Enjoy the Heatwave, But please think of others less fortunate.



Ah the blazing sun, the soaring tempratures and the rising tempers. Summer appears to have arrived. Great for those who are not born with a permanent fur coat. Poor old Max has suffered the last few days and even the slightest hint of shade and he is there like a rocket.

The photo was taken when I was cutting wood to board up my smashed windows. Max launched himself under this makeshift tent about 5 seconds after the board hit the ground.

Poor little bugger... how is he meant to control the universe in this heat.

Sunday, June 19, 2005

You do realise the Human race is doomed!

Hello again,

Its been awhile since I wrote here. After the pressure of writing 3 blogs at once, I took a break. Well I had hoped to start back on here with a jolly upbeat tale of my life. This is not the case!

This afternoon, I had decided to avoid the searing heat outside and spend some time playing Warcraft. As I settle in to it and a THUNK some from in my flat. I had a quick look around expecting max to of knocked over something or other. No sign of what caused the sound. About a minute later another THUNK, this one sounded like something had hit the window frame just by me.

I went outside to the back of my flat to find one of my windows smashed and a stone come whistling past my head. Then another and then another... My block was being bombared with stones. Then one hit my bedroom window and smashed it.

After losing my rag and screaming loud for the twat responisible to cease his fun and come and explain why my windows were broken the stoning stopped. My suspicions are as follows.. the 2 CHAVSCUM wasters whos back garden back on to mine, decided that to prove themselves to their CHAVSLUT girlfriends by trying to throw stones/rocks over the trees at the back of their garden.

I have phoned the police to report this... well... how could I say this politely? THEY COULD NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANY-FUCKING-THING I SAID TO THEM.

Unfortunately, this means that I now realise that really.. the human race is doomed. These CHAVS are poisioning the world with their inbreed mentality. One day, we will be forced to take a stand against these bastards. I only hope we dont leave it too late.

RANT OVER